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arienreign:

So send me asks. Send me any type of ask:
Ask me things,
Tell me how you feel about me
Make me blush
Send me pick up lines
Send me nsfw stuff
What would you do if we dated or you owned me for 24 hours
Confess to me
What give things would you use to summon me with
What type of anime/manga character am I?
Ask me personal questions like my height, birthday, etc.
Ask me anything.

my aunt came home from vacation and told me this story

indigoswankster:

defekait:

my aunt went to cape cod with her husband and brother and they went to the beach and she was flying a kite when this guy came up to her and said “ooh whatre you doing with that kite?” and being the sassy bitch my aunt is, said “im air fishing" without looking at him so he just says "…ok" and walks away and she looked over and her husband and brother were cracking up and it turns out she dissed justin timberlake

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paperseverywhere:

Reverse Loophole would involve Vriska using cute John to rob people. Or banks. Or run the mob. Because Vriska. John would sit happily at her feet playing with trucks while Vriska backstabbed at least four people and she takes him out for victory ice cream afterward.
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…what have you done?
Items People Tried To Sneak Through Customs

alicehopewalker:

sixpenceee:

A wooden door stuffed with cocaine

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Frogs in a film canister

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Cocaine disguised as candy

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Cats filled with opium

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Snake in a clay pot

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A gecko in a false book

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A metric ton of marijuana as a donkey

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A METRIC TON OF WEED